The Jesus Cosmetics Line. Have you seen this on the news yet?
"The range, named Lookin' Good for Jesus, was on sale at three Topshop outlets in the Asian city state" [of Singapore].
"The products included a 'Virtuous vanilla' lip balm and a 'Get Tight with Christ' hand and body cream, featuring a picture of Christ flanked by two adoring women."
If you ask me, the whole thing is pretty funny. Sacrilegious, sure, but funny.
Besides, we're the ones who came up with Bibles that look like fashion magazines.