News Flash! News Flash!

God didn't actually speak to Moses on Mt. Sinai. The ten commandments and all that - that was just because, get this. . .Moses was high on drugs?

Some people just like to get their name in the news, and all it takes is one sensationalized "announcement."

Perhaps the telling point of the article is the researcher's confession that he understands about the drugs, since he's used them "about 160 times in various locales and contexts." So who's the one with the drug problem?

Speaking of Black Friday

I need someone with more tech savvy than I have to make a movie for me. It could be pretty short; nothing more difficult than what your average 15-year old kid posts on youtube.

It would only require two clips, to be played back and forth and back and forth 10 times or so.

Clip One: Lemmings running down the hill and jumping off a cliff
Clip Two: Shoppers rampaging the mall on the day after Thanksgiving.
Soundtrack: The Benny Hill Song

There you have it. Make that, and the point should be obvious.